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What do I think of West? He's a pain, he doesn't shut up, he was incredibly annoying when he was little, he doesn't know how to relax, he's bossy, and he's a funny drunk. Do I like him? Hell no. Do I love him? Yes. And I mean that in a brotherly way, you stupid fangirls!
No matter how many times we disagree and fight and stuff, he's still my little bruder and I love him. And for everyone who wants to know, we love each other as family. Not as anything else. We've never kissed, we don't have sex (and even if we did, he would never top me), we don't want a relationship, and there's nothing secretly going on between us. He's just my little bruder.
Don't get me wrong, just because I love him doesn't mean that I don't want to beat the crap out of him. Let me tell you, he was a horrible kid! He's been criticizing me since he could talk. He called me an idiot, a bully, ugly, weird, and a rapist, among other things. He still does, by the way.
First he went through a phase where he wanted to be like me and he followed me everywhere, and it was kinda cute. Back when we lived with Germania he did everything with me. I let him, partially because having someone who obeys my every command is awesome and partly because I was told to keep an eye on him during the day.
When he got a little older he decided it was funny to make problems for me. He used to do that thing where he would scream and say that I was hitting him when I wasn't even touching him, and then Germania would spank me. He would make messes and break things and blame it all on me. Eventually Germania caught on that I was innocent, and West stopped messing around. He did find other ways to bother me though. He knew that my hair and eyes had always been a touchy subject, so he used to compare my hair color to bird crap. He also messed with my eyes, but that one was a bit more destructive and Germania punished him so badly when he found out. West used to shine lights in my eyes because he knew that it gave me massive headaches. He didn't know that his antics could have made me start going blind eventually, so I had to smack him every time he did it.
He did grow up a bit though, and he became that serious and still annoying adult that you all know and love. He's constantly training and demands that I do the same. I have no idea why he thinks I need to be better, seeing as the awesome me still beats him in sword fights. He's so bossy! What gives him the right to try to order his old brother around? He wakes me up when it's still dark outside so I can get ready to train! If you ask me, that's too much.
Of course, he doesn't ask my opinion. I tell him anyways though, because he pushes himself way too hard. If I don't keep an eye on him, no one will. I can usually convince him to go to sleep or take a break when he needs to.
We do have some brotherly moments, believe it or not. He still goes to me for advice about women (and men. He's asked about both) and sometimes when he takes the day off we just go hang out at the bar and check out the hot girls (and guys. I admit that guys are pretty sexy). The problem is, that West always drinks too much. When he's drunk he acts sort of like me, and it's hilarious. Let me tell you, there's nothing quite as funny as seeing West try to sing or flirt with people.
I make it sound like he needs me, but I have a confession. I kind of need him too. And I swear, if any of you tell Hungary about this I will murder you! I don't want anyone knowing that the awesome me relies on my little brother! He has been pretty good to me though. He let me stay in his house when I had no place to go and he took care of me when I was at my worst. After the whole Russia incident and the dissolution of Prussia and everything, I was kind of a wreck. I'm very grateful to West for taking care of me and staying up all night to help me get through the nightmares and the hallucinations. We never really talk about it, but he is someone that I'd trust with my life.
I'm grateful for him and he's a good guy, but I'll still beat him up if he drinks my beer though. No one touches my beer.
No matter how many times we disagree and fight and stuff, he's still my little bruder and I love him. And for everyone who wants to know, we love each other as family. Not as anything else. We've never kissed, we don't have sex (and even if we did, he would never top me), we don't want a relationship, and there's nothing secretly going on between us. He's just my little bruder.
Don't get me wrong, just because I love him doesn't mean that I don't want to beat the crap out of him. Let me tell you, he was a horrible kid! He's been criticizing me since he could talk. He called me an idiot, a bully, ugly, weird, and a rapist, among other things. He still does, by the way.
First he went through a phase where he wanted to be like me and he followed me everywhere, and it was kinda cute. Back when we lived with Germania he did everything with me. I let him, partially because having someone who obeys my every command is awesome and partly because I was told to keep an eye on him during the day.
When he got a little older he decided it was funny to make problems for me. He used to do that thing where he would scream and say that I was hitting him when I wasn't even touching him, and then Germania would spank me. He would make messes and break things and blame it all on me. Eventually Germania caught on that I was innocent, and West stopped messing around. He did find other ways to bother me though. He knew that my hair and eyes had always been a touchy subject, so he used to compare my hair color to bird crap. He also messed with my eyes, but that one was a bit more destructive and Germania punished him so badly when he found out. West used to shine lights in my eyes because he knew that it gave me massive headaches. He didn't know that his antics could have made me start going blind eventually, so I had to smack him every time he did it.
He did grow up a bit though, and he became that serious and still annoying adult that you all know and love. He's constantly training and demands that I do the same. I have no idea why he thinks I need to be better, seeing as the awesome me still beats him in sword fights. He's so bossy! What gives him the right to try to order his old brother around? He wakes me up when it's still dark outside so I can get ready to train! If you ask me, that's too much.
Of course, he doesn't ask my opinion. I tell him anyways though, because he pushes himself way too hard. If I don't keep an eye on him, no one will. I can usually convince him to go to sleep or take a break when he needs to.
We do have some brotherly moments, believe it or not. He still goes to me for advice about women (and men. He's asked about both) and sometimes when he takes the day off we just go hang out at the bar and check out the hot girls (and guys. I admit that guys are pretty sexy). The problem is, that West always drinks too much. When he's drunk he acts sort of like me, and it's hilarious. Let me tell you, there's nothing quite as funny as seeing West try to sing or flirt with people.
I make it sound like he needs me, but I have a confession. I kind of need him too. And I swear, if any of you tell Hungary about this I will murder you! I don't want anyone knowing that the awesome me relies on my little brother! He has been pretty good to me though. He let me stay in his house when I had no place to go and he took care of me when I was at my worst. After the whole Russia incident and the dissolution of Prussia and everything, I was kind of a wreck. I'm very grateful to West for taking care of me and staying up all night to help me get through the nightmares and the hallucinations. We never really talk about it, but he is someone that I'd trust with my life.
I'm grateful for him and he's a good guy, but I'll still beat him up if he drinks my beer though. No one touches my beer.
This is just a little project of mine. There will be more parts where Prussia discusses how he feels about people, ideas, and other things. You guys can suggest things you want him to talk about. Of course, this is how I (a very awesome Prussia cosplayer/roleplayer who is very good at thinking like Prussia) believe Prussia would react to things. It's not necessarily accurate and you guys may or may not agree with me. I'm just going to ignore anyone who criticizes my thoughts, so don't even bother trying to argue if you don't think Prussia feels that way.
Anyways, this is what I think Prussia thinks of his little brother. They fight and don't really like each other, but they love each other deep down. "He's an idiot, but he's my idiot" is the best way I can describe the relationship, and this goes for both of them. I have nothing against Germancest, but I always think of them as brothers, not lovers. Sorry if you don't agree.
Anyways, this is what I think Prussia thinks of his little brother. They fight and don't really like each other, but they love each other deep down. "He's an idiot, but he's my idiot" is the best way I can describe the relationship, and this goes for both of them. I have nothing against Germancest, but I always think of them as brothers, not lovers. Sorry if you don't agree.
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i almost completely agree with you on this, but i think that germany can actually be quite protective of prussia when someone mentions his albinism in a bad way, and i dont think he would purposely be mean to Gil about it. but then, we have different headcanons 
hey, you should write how prussia feels about this --> [link]
hey, you should write how prussia feels about this --> [link]